IT'S A DOLLHOUSE WHERE BARBIE'S SO PRETTY AND KEN'S SO PERFECT, AND WELL, EVERYTHING IS JUST HARD COLD PLASTIC.
Sometimes it’s hard to fit in when you’re meant to stand out.
Hell yea.
7.11.2010 |
Try it.
If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:
- Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
- Remove your laptop.
- Start it up.
- Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
- Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
- Then click here.
LMAO
omg
Hahahaha! Imma try this on Friday. XD
12.20.2009 |
Conversation Between Ex’s
Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart)
Boy: yeah, she is. (But you’re still the most beautiful girl I know)
Girl: I heard she’s funny & amazing. (All the stuff I wasn’t)
Boy: She sure is. (But she’s nothing compared to you…)
Girl: I bet you know everything about her by now (Like how you knew just about everything about me)
Boy: Only the stuff that count (I can’t even remember the stuff she tells me when I think of you)
Girl: Well, I hope you guys last. (Because we never did)
Boy: I hope we do too. (Whatever happened to me & you?)
Girl: Well I got to go. (Before I start to cry)
Boy: Yeah me too. (I hope you don’t cry)
Girl: Bye. (I still love you)
Boy: Later. (I never stopped)
POTA. =))AWWWW.
:| :(
10.24.2009 |
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